Hey, Peeps, Opie here. Love is in the air, and around here there is nothing we love more than office supplies. So, to get you ready for Valentine’s Day later this week, here is a list of our favorite Office Supply Love Puns. Woo your love with these great lines. ????
For Glue Sticks/Glue:
You are the glue that holds me together!
I’m stuck on you!
Stapler/Staples:
Let’s stay together
We’re in a staple relationship
You hold us together
Pens/pencils:
You’ve got the write stuff!
Draw me close to you
When I write the Alphabet, I make sure U & I are together.
Highlighters:
You are the highlight of my life!
You brighten my day
Ruler:
You Rule!
You rule my world
Label Maker:
Are we ready for a label?
Three-Ring Binder:
Lemme put a ring on it
Post-it:
Remind me to say “I Love You”
Tape:
I think we’re stuck on each other
I’m stuck on you!
Computer:
Leaving you does not compute
Calculator:
Adding up our memories
You’re Gr-8!
Rubber Bands:
We’re bound to be together!
Permanent Marker:
You’ve left a mark on my heart!
We know there are lots more great puns that combine love and office supplies, but our imaginations only can go so far while we’re also working. That multi-tasking thing is hard! Because we want to hear ALL THE PUNS, share your cheesy office supply puns on our Facebook page. (*Keep it clean, folks, we’re a wholesome family around here!)
